Today has progressed well. Incredible food, incredible sex. incredible fun. As an atheist, I like to use the term “Oh God” whenever I’m having mind-blowing sex. The reason for that is because I just can’t believe it, just like how I feel about god. Oral sex is one of my favorites, especially when she pulls your trousers down with a hungry stare in her eyes as she bites her lips in eager anticipation. The feeling of a pair of warm lips wrapped around your cock as she tickles you with her hair because her head is slowly motioning up and down, all the while gazing into your eyes is unlike anything in this world. Don’t be afraid to be vocal about how good it feels. Women love it when a guy moans and shouts and tells her what a good job she’s doing, she will become more confident, resulting in her trying even harder to blow your brains out. As for me, I love to return the favor. I am a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus. Guys who don’t eat out are chumps, in my opinion. I love running my fingers through her hair while kissing her neck as I receive a blowjob, and I love fingering her with three fingers as I eat her out. I love listening to her soft, pleasurable moans and tells me how good my dick tastes, and I love to do the same as I return the favor. A favorite fantasy of mine has always been sticking flowers in a woman’s love tunnel and gently blowing it on her. I am also a fan of big, natural breasts. They are so much fun, you can lick them, suck on them, stick your cock between them, and feel them up until you practically wet yourself. I love a good tease, too. I like to feel them up over her bra and kiss her neck gently while blowing on the base of her neck. You have to be real gentle with women. The art of foreplay is important. Don’t go for the goodies right away, work your way up slowly. Caress her shoulders, kiss her neck, make your way down her arms and stomach, tickling them softly. Play with her tummy a bit, so she can feel her temperature rising while butterflies softly dance a romantic tune in her stomach. Run your fingers down her curves, her sides, her thighs, then work your way back up into her back, massaging her until your fingers get closer and closer to her breasts. Massage them softly, squeeze gently, touch her nipples in a circular motion to turn her on. Whisper sweet nothings into her ear as your hands finally make their way down into her pussy. If you want to lighten the mood, make a joke or two. Nothing turns a woman on even more than a man with a good sense of humor. As she turns around and laughs at your jokes, lay her down gently, never breaking eye contact as the two of you share a gentle, loving, heavenly smile. Move in and kiss her on the lips passionately, women love it when you hold the back of her head with one hand and caress her face lovingly with the other. Kiss her like you were the last two people on earth. gaze into her eyes, and entwine your bodies until you are a single being, and fuck until you’re both sore and experiencing a trip not unlike a beautiful acid trip. Afterwards, the only thing left to do is have a beautiful, intelligent conversation filled with smiles and cuddling. When it is time to continue the day, make sure you smile at her at every given opportunity, and throw in an “I love you” as a surprise here and there.